Foot Sludge.

Last night I was cleaning up my bedroom and I came across something I had totally forgotten about. When a man wears black socks, the sweat from his feet and the lint from the socks join to make foot sludge. After a man removes his socks at the end of the day, it glues itself right to the carpet. I would think that it would make a great roof sealant. Anything you need waterproofed, just slap from foot sludge on it. I think that I could have a multi-million dollar industry here. It’s gotta be something in man foot sweat because I don’t have this special gift.